The Most Awesome Apocalypse Ever
The end of the world is way overdue. Christianity and the Norse religion both anticipate a terrible apocalypse. Why don’t both groups work together? World serpent and flying scorpions, fire giants and many-headed beast, Fenris wolf and the creepy little kid from the Omen movies… IT WILL BE THE BEST APOCALYPSE EVER.
Let me repeat that:
THE BEST APOCALYPSE EVER IS COMING FOR YOU WICKED SINNER SINNER IF YOU DO NOT REPENT IN THE NAME OF JESU-THOR.
Sorry, folks — I’m a little off my rocker today. For some reason it only feels correct to write doomsday proclamations in capital letters. Try it yourself sometime and you’ll see what I mean!
I somewhat disagree – the Norse ragnarökr is already the most awesome doomsday of any religion! I suppose that if we combined it with the Christian apocalypse, it would be slightly cooler, but why would Norse heathens want to share the title, when we’re already in first place?
haha, I actually agree with you UP. And I agree with Frigg that it would be way too messy to mix them together. On the other hand, Jesus scrapping with a frost giant would make for great television.