Power Metal
A battered angel reports to Jesus. Dio has been taken by the Valkyries!
Jesus is getting tired of this kind of thing. The pagan gods are causing more trouble than pocket gophers (pocket gophers wreak havoc on heaven’s perfectly manicured lawns). What would Odin want with a metalhead like Dio anyway? That old buzzard hates electronic music of all kinds.
Jesus learns that the Valkyries delivered Dio straight to Alfheim. The elves there are still rabid for 80s power metal. Fkyeah.
This ends “the Dio cycle” of Odin and Friends cartoons. Rest in Peace, Ronnie James Dio. Next week, we resume the adventures of Loki and Baldur, who are currently rotting in Heimdall’s jail.
hee hee, lovin’ the dio story line… wouldn’t the Bifrost bridge be the original Rainbow in the Dark? (i’m guessin’ it gets pretty dark out there as a bridge between the worlds) lol =P
Bifrost… definitely a rainbow in the dark! Glad you enjoyed the “Dio Cycle”.
this was an awesome little side story! and the elves have excellent taste in music!