Mustache Ride
Loki tries to convince Sif that Thor does a lot more on his trips to Giant Land than just slay giants… he rides those giant women all night long. There is no reason why a woman like Sif should be kept waiting. She is beautiful, charming, intelligent. If she just gave poor misunderstood Loki a chance, he could show her a better way.
Starting with a mustache ride.
Aww, poor Sif! First Loki cuts her hair off, then he ruins her husband’s hammer, now he’s coming onto her and somehow acting like he’s doing her a favor.
Such a mischievous bastard. Of course, she did get that sweet magical dwarf-hair out of deal 🙂