You gotta admit, there are a lot of parking lots down here! I’ll leave it to you to figure out which one-out-of-three Odin is talking about, but just so you know, he doesn’t drive a car and giant hunting isn’t a spectator sport.
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Political Wisdom
on July 28, 2011
at 5:00 am
Posted In: Uncategorized
The first war of the universe. It was a big one. God versus god. Magic versus sword.
The Vanir provoked the Aesir and Odin threw the first spear. After several years of violence, both sides realized they were getting nowhere. So they made peace, swapped delegates, and started killing giants instead of their fellow gods. Freyr and Freyja, two of the most important Norse gods, were sent from Vanaheim to live in Asgard.
Baldur and Odin can’t seem to agree on anything. Baldur strives for peace while Odin calls for war. Baldur champions the peacemaker while Odin supports the warmongering nobles. But thankfully there is one thing that gods and men off all philosophies have in common…
Lunch.
Vigrid, the ultimate field for the ultimate battle. Odin warns Thor not to be distracted by the idyllic setting… Vigrid is here for one thing and one thing alone, apocalyptic war!
But Thor kind of likes the idea of dying a horrible death in a bed of flowers.
Baldur feels himself going insane. The pressures of the world and the medieval ways of his family weigh heavily on his sensitive young mind. Over the next couple of weeks, Odin and Friends will crack open the skull of Baldur to expose his inner frustration for all the world to see. Is there hope for this young god of peace in a world that celebrates war? Perhaps Odin has a solution for his troubled young son…
Odin peers from his cloud chair down on Midgard and watches one country invade another in the name of peace. He’s a bit old fashioned and does not understand the modern mindset of going to war to accomplish peace. What’s wrong with simply invading in the name of war?
According to a frequently misunderstood piece of religious dogma, a religious martyr shall receive a heavenly reward of 100 sweaty vikings and a jar of mayonnaise.
