It’s that time of year again when pumpkins explode into pieces and toilet paper wafts from the trees. And now you know who to thank for this senseless mischief… Pope Loki.
Happy Halloween!
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Loki finds himself in Odin’s dungeon where he is subject to one of the worst tortures imaginable: repeated listening to Katy Perry songs. Heimdall has an awesome sound system built into his helmet, and he likes to play it loud. Odin also makes sure the oil company executive who drilled under Valhalla receives his just reward.
And that’s the end of the 10-episode Global Warming mini-series. Thanks for reading about one of Midgard’s hottest topics. Now that everything has been resolved and the earth is cooling once again, feel free to go light something on fire and sing praise to the heavens.
Global Warming is special 10 episode mini-series. Start here!
Odin and Frigg sit down to a lovely meal of Hákarl and discuss their sons’ noble efforts to help fix Midgard’s global warming problem. Meanwhile, the crude forces of liquid darkness are active in the basement.
Shark is considered an oily fish, but this might be a bit much.
Global Warming is special 10 episode mini-series. Start here!
Global warming is only the tip of the melting iceberg with 8 billion people doing modern people things. Fortunately, there is a solution.
Two more comics left in the series! See you for the penultimate, next week.
Global Warming is special 10 episode mini-series. Start here!
Blood Oil
on March 19, 2015
at 12:00 pm
Could Midgard’s energy problems be solved by extracting the blood of the Einherjar warriors from below Valhalla? Alcohol burns, right?
Global Warming is special 10 episode mini-series. Start here!
Whale Fat
on March 11, 2015
at 12:00 pm
Oil beneath Valhalla? Always the practical guy, Thor warms to the idea of extracting whatever is there in order to produce more efficient weaponry in the never-ending battle against the giants.
Global Warming is special 10 episode mini-series. Start here!
The Valkyries have come to deliver Dio to the afterlife.
Angels and demons quake in fear. They are not trained to fight the winged creatures of other religions. Save us from the fury of the Norse women!
Splat. Crush. Plonk. Angel halos and demon horns float in pools of blood as the forest catches on fire.
Dio is surprised to find himself escaping both heaven and hell. But what fate awaits him now?
When I was a young kid I once found a dead animal and my grandfather taught me “how to see the bones” by placing the lifeless creature on an ant hill and letting the little buggers have a smorgasbord. I found the whole procedure both fascinating and nightmarish, Practically speaking, it’s a great method for cleaning skulls — and ecofriendly too I might add. I figure crabs probably do a similarly good job, and that seemed a bit more Viking for some reason (I remember someone being eaten by crabs in the movie, The Vikings). Enjoy! 😛
Odin thinks Baldur is building his mead hall all wrong. Skylights,
plumbing, windows… these are modern notions that should be shunned
like a giantess with a rotten crotch!
A proper mead hall is a simple affair: a smoky, windowless room with wooden benches, a fire pit, and a trophy wall on which to display the severed heads of one’s enemies. Odin would rather sit in the dark than take an arrow in the face because someone insisted on having a lovely view of the fjord.
