Yet another strange red flag on the plain of Vigrid. And another hole in the ground. Could this be a dwarf invasion… or is it the work of an even brasher foe?
1 Comment
Posts Tagged thor
52 results.
Odin and Thor continue to float above the plain of Vigrid and dream about the great final battle, when suddenly they are interrupted.
Vigrid, the ultimate field for the ultimate battle. Odin warns Thor not to be distracted by the idyllic setting… Vigrid is here for one thing and one thing alone, apocalyptic war!
But Thor kind of likes the idea of dying a horrible death in a bed of flowers.
In Norse mythology, the Norns control the destinies not only of man but of the gods and universe itself.
So helms off to them for setting up a sweet location for the big battle in which the entire world is destroyed.
Happy Father’s Day to all the Odins out there. May your sons please you with their valor and cheerfully acquiesce to your eccentricities.
Some of you ladies out there might think it sounds cool to be married to Thor. After all, he is the God of Thunder, and a friend to man as well-loved per capita as any god in the entire history of religion.
But as a husband, Thor is a real handful. He drinks too much, snores incessantly, and worst of all, cheats on his wife with giant women.
Sif lets him get away with quite a bit. It’s not that she’s weak willed or afraid to confront him. But if she cut off his balls the entire religion might collapse.
Odin invites Thor to journey to Giant Land with him to kill some cloud heads. Thor is still recovering from last night’s drunk, and can’t seem to pull himself together. Odin would recommend a treatment program for Thor’s drinking, but that would mean he might have to get sober too.
Thor’s hammer Mjollnir is always eager to kill giants.
Thor rumbles the clouds when he sleeps. With every snoring breath, thunder rocks the earth. His snoring is so loud that none of the other gods can sleep. And his sleep farts aren’t helping either.
