Jotuns are gathering on the frontier again. Thor is released from jail. Nevermind his violent bender… the realm needs Thor and his hammer to smack down giants. Hooray, justice still reigns in Asgard!
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Just how often does Mjolnir run amok? Only when Thor has had a little too much to drink. Baldur is understandably concerned…
Thor explains that he can’t use Mjolnir when he is passed out… so why shouldn’t Mjolnir use himself?
But isn’t Thor worried that one of these days he might not see Mjollnir again? Not really — and you can thanks the dwarves for this:
He always comes back.
Baldur and Thor continue to rot in Heimdall’s jail. Fortunately, Baldur sees a familiar shape on the horizon… Mjolnir, returning home from his killing spree vacation in Jotunheim! Now they will be rescued for sure!
Mjolnir whooshes past the jail and sails over the mountains. After Mjolnir runs amok killing giants, Thor explains, he likes to pop over to Alfheim and smash a few elves to wind down. Yep, it’s magical weapon Miller Time.
Thor was making a few repairs on his mead hall and feeling a bit hot and thirsty. He should not have used beer to quench his thirst. Now his mead hall is a pile of ashes and an unknown child is calling him daddy. And has anyone seen Mjolnir lately?
Frigg is excited that Baldur, her youngest son, is finally building his own mead hall and leaving home. Odin warns her not to say goodbye just yet. Baldur lacks the fortitude to deforest a hillside and transform it into a wooden palace of drinking, boasting, and rowdy romping. Right now his little lordship is probably apologizing to some robin for even thinking about disturbing her nest. Meanwhile, Thor is wondering where to put the 30,000 used tires that Baldur ordered for his ecofriendly mead hall.
The social system in Giant Land is being flooded with mutant children. The sons of Odin delight in slaughtering giant males but have no compunctions about impregnating giant women. But of course they are nowhere to be found once the crossbred monster is born. Thor of course is the biggest culprit. Mimir suggests he put a sock on pickle before his next ride on a tuba tanker. I mean, should the gods really be above contraception?
Mjolnir hammered 254 giants this year.
Thor nailed 35 giant women.
Mjolnir smashed their skulls and watched their brains drip on the earth.
Thor rode those tuba tankers like a horse humping a mountain pass.
Hope your year was as good as theirs — and wishing you a smashing 2010 from Odin and Friends!
Thor watches his entire storm system peter out because of one bad cloud. Mjolnir scolds him for hooking up the clouds on a single circuit.
This toon is based on those frustrating Christmas lights where one bad bulb causes the entire string to go out (yep, it’s that time of year). I’m not sure if those kind of lights are still around or not, so hopefully you don’t need to be an Oldy Olserson to get the joke!
After getting hold of a book on weather, Baldur’s mind is filled with questions on evaporation rates, dew points, and barometric pressure. He asks his big brother Thor how he acquired his storm making skills. It must have taken years of study to learn. But the God of Thunder has been a shade tree mechanic his entire life…
