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The sports prayers never end.
Athletes praying for power, speed, and victory.
What would happen if the Gods answered those prayers and started taking sides?
Loki has made a few modifications to the “wussy” version of golf so popular on Midgard.
– Glacial cravasses on hole seven.
– Life-threatening lava pits on hole 13.
– Red dragon on the final green.
75% of people who play Loki’s course are either killed or severely wounded, which leaves Odin looking for the green to tee off.
Odin is ready to smash Loki’s skull for his completely travesty of Viking culture, Loki’s Lair, a gaudy amusement park built on the sacred battle plain of Vigrid where the Ragnarok is fated to take place.
Loki tries to seduce Odin with the fun park’s many diversions. But Odin is not interested in skeeball or pinball — and especially not shuffleboard.
But what about Viking foosball?
Baldur asks Sif is she has seen his lost soccer ball. She hasn’t, but she invites Baldur to look inside her magical hair.
As Baldur stares into her hairy portal, he is overcome with fear. What are these strange tingles and sensations rising up inside him?
Yet another strange red flag on the plain of Vigrid. And another hole in the ground. Could this be a dwarf invasion… or is it the work of an even brasher foe?
Odin and Thor continue to float above the plain of Vigrid and dream about the great final battle, when suddenly they are interrupted.
