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My mother sent me to dance camp when I was a kid. I don’t remember my father being overly pleased. But hey, I can tap.
I like the idea of Odin’s beard smoking when he’s not pleased about something.
Some see the glass as half full, others see it as half empty. Odin sees the glass completely drained of liquid and about to be smashed against the rocks by a drunken frost giant.
The sports prayers never end.
Athletes praying for power, speed, and victory.
What would happen if the Gods answered those prayers and started taking sides?
The end of the world is way overdue. Christianity and the Norse religion both anticipate a terrible apocalypse. Why don’t both groups work together? World serpent and flying scorpions, fire giants and many-headed beast, Fenris wolf and the creepy little kid from the Omen movies… IT WILL BE THE BEST APOCALYPSE EVER.
Let me repeat that:
THE BEST APOCALYPSE EVER IS COMING FOR YOU WICKED SINNER SINNER IF YOU DO NOT REPENT IN THE NAME OF JESU-THOR.
Sorry, folks — I’m a little off my rocker today. For some reason it only feels correct to write doomsday proclamations in capital letters. Try it yourself sometime and you’ll see what I mean!
Well, Harold Camping and the Family Radio Network folks didn’t get the apocalypse they wanted, but they managed to give the mainstream, Beast-influenced, secular media something to blab about both before and after the May 21 Rapture.
Frankly, I’ve been pretty down on the world ending since Y2K turned out to be nothing but job security for computer programmers who had to fix all that calendar code (I got a little work out it, can’t complain too much). Oh, yeah — I heard a soda machine failed somewhere in Australia.
Not sure how many of Camping’s followers have turned to Odin in the wake of his failed prophesy, but there must be one or two. When it comes to the apocalypse, nothing beats the Ragnarok.
Enjoy the house while it lasts, atheist neighbors.
Let’s face it, that greased-log-and-boat theory is a little dull compared to what else is out there to explain how those giant stones got from distant locations to present day Stonehenge. Personally, I like the idea of bearded forest people casting spells to raise the stones and then ushering them through the air to their final resting places. Plus two for levitation.
The long Asgardian winter finally gives way to spring. The great plain of Vigrid, foretold battlefield of the Ragnarok, shall soon taste the blood of another conflict. Although you and I may never know the names of those who fought there, to them the battle will be every part as significant as the final world shattering clash itself.
More about this situation on Thursday.
