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Probably best this way. I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t looking forward to Polar Bear Wrestling and the Ordeal of the Flaming Log (see last week’s cartoons).
Planetary Colonization Schedule:
Moon Base – 2015.
Mars Base, Venus Base – 2020 (two teams, friendly competition; first team who makes it gets a year of free oxygen).
Jupiter Base, Mercury Base – 2025 (establishing colonies on moons of gaseous giants counts as success).
Saturn Base – 2030.
Uranus Base – 2035.
Neptune Base – 2040.
Pluto Base (Pluto is still a planet) – 2045.
Planet X – 2050. Bonus points for killing Rodan.
Let’s get it on!
The Ordeal of the Flaming Log. Giant Baiting. Polar Bear Wrestling. Trial by Liquid Metal. I will leave the details of these ominous tests to your imagination!
No television for the physically unfit? I think the idea may have some merit, at least for those of us who don’t have a medical excuse. I mean, a good medical excuse. Seems like everyone has a medical excuse nowadays for just about everything. Fortunately, I don’t watch television, so I can continue to eat Cheez-Its on the couch while reading comic books. Wait a sec — I don’t have a couch either. I only wish I was lying to you!
More laws on Thursday. They only get worse from here.
Woohoo! New laws for humanity coming soon. Finally, a reason to climb out of the muck! Order and meaning are just around the corner. Tune in next week, let’s see what Odin has in store…
You gotta admit, there are a lot of parking lots down here! I’ll leave it to you to figure out which one-out-of-three Odin is talking about, but just so you know, he doesn’t drive a car and giant hunting isn’t a spectator sport.
