According to a frequently misunderstood piece of religious dogma, a religious martyr shall receive a heavenly reward of 100 sweaty vikings and a jar of mayonnaise.
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Odin and Friends by Email
on April 29, 2009
at 9:15 am
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The glorious light of technology has shone through to the Dark Ages.
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Odin Bless.
It’s pure speculation of course… but after weeks of sailing, battling, and drinking, those Viking warriors must have smelled like rotting fish on a hot summer day. After returning from a war campaign, even the most laid back Viking housewife would insist that her husband scrub the gore from beneath his nails before touching her.
The fire giants are drunk and the frost giants are fat on dwarf meat… how is the Ragnarok ever going to get started with the giants in shambles?
What man cannot agree with Odin’s sentiments about the need for powerful, personal transportation? Unfortunately, even our fastest cars on Midgard pale to the sheer spectacle of Odin’s eight legged horse, Sleipnir.
Those not overly familiar with Norse mythology might be disturbed to learn that Loki was Sleipnir’s mother.
Midnight. Jotunheim. A strange star appears in the sky. Or is it a comet? Neither… it’s Odin, arriving in glorious war god style on his eight-legged horse Sleipnir (just for the record, it’s a real son of a bitch to draw those eight legs). The giants, none too bright, are not sure what hit them. Do comets snort? No, but people apparently snort Comet. Or are at least interested in people who do snort Comet, or the act of snorting Comet. That’s right, I’m talking about the cleaning product here folks. Shortly after I posted this webcomic, I started getting hits from Google on people looking for information on snorting Comet. If you are one of these people and have arrived at this site in error, please, before you go, leave a comment. I really want to know the extent of your brain damage before you ship off for the Land of the Dead (you aren’t going to end up in Valhalla by inhaling the stuff you find under your sink). Read the comic too. You might just be warped enough to like it.
