Odin returns from his travels and brings Frigg a gift of flowers. Odin may be a God of War, but he is also a God of Poetry (and perhaps, dare be considered, has a little romantic streak?) Comic slightly rebooted with polished graphics for Valentine’s Day, 2015.
Loki has made a few modifications to the “wussy” version of golf so popular on Midgard.
– Glacial cravasses on hole seven.
– Life-threatening lava pits on hole 13.
– Red dragon on the final green.
75% of people who play Loki’s course are either killed or severely wounded, which leaves Odin looking for the green to tee off.
Fat people eating Viking-shaped snow cones…
Children shooting baskets to win stuff berserkers…
Is it true that people today have lost their spirit for fighting and only want to fun?
How could Loki profane the sacred battlefield in this way?
Odin is ready to smash Loki’s skull for his completely travesty of Viking culture, Loki’s Lair, a gaudy amusement park built on the sacred battle plain of Vigrid where the Ragnarok is fated to take place.
Loki tries to seduce Odin with the fun park’s many diversions. But Odin is not interested in skeeball or pinball — and especially not shuffleboard.
But what about Viking foosball?
Odin and Thor gaze in shocked disbelief at Loki’s new fun park. Suddenly, they are interrupted by a human tourist from Midgard seeking a photo.
Man, there are things you just don’t say to Viking gods…
Yet another strange red flag on the plain of Vigrid. And another hole in the ground. Could this be a dwarf invasion… or is it the work of an even brasher foe?
Odin and Thor continue to float above the plain of Vigrid and dream about the great final battle, when suddenly they are interrupted.
In Norse mythology, the Norns control the destinies not only of man but of the gods and universe itself.
So helms off to them for setting up a sweet location for the big battle in which the entire world is destroyed.
Odin invites Thor to journey to Giant Land with him to kill some cloud heads. Thor is still recovering from last night’s drunk, and can’t seem to pull himself together. Odin would recommend a treatment program for Thor’s drinking, but that would mean he might have to get sober too.
Thor’s hammer Mjollnir is always eager to kill giants.
The humans continue to bombard Odin with endless prayers of war and peace and victory in sports competition. Odin contemplates sending a fireball to wipe out the entire pathetic species. The humans need to leave the gods well enough alone and solve their own problems. Putting his head in the mouth of a fire breathing dragon would be less torture than what the humans put him through.
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