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Tis the season… for mayhem. Reindeer Games is a six part mini holiday saga adventure series starting now!
I’ve always wondered what gives thrift stores their distinctive odor. Perhaps you have too. Thankfully, Loki explains all!
Thanks to my wife for the actual thrift store photos I used for the backgrounds.
This is wrong on so many levels, I don’t know where to start.
Loki trading with giants.
Loki trying to rip of giants by selling them cat fur instead of mink.
Loki planning to skin Freya’s cats.
Skinning cats in general.
Skinning minks in general.
Lying to the giants about what really happened.
Loki has his own castle?
Truly the world is upside down.
The saga continues…
Baldur tries to understand… for “crimes” against society, he is going to be whipped in public while Loki simply goes free? Loki explains, no, it’s not like that at all. He will be the one whipping Baldur. Fortunately he will spread the blows over both cheeks.
Yes, Loki has been going to the dark side lately. But what do you expect from the god who is destined to bring Ragnarok upon the Nine Worlds? I may need to change my avatar… it’s not like I support this kind of thing!
Baldur’s case has been reviewed by judicial counsel. The counsel has taken into consideration his young age and that this is his first offense. He will be let go with a mere warning this time…
Fifty lashes.
Loki laughs.
Bananarama’s Greatest Hits
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers number 11.
Shaolin Master Killer special edition DVD.
Mr. Vampire pirate bootleg.
A quarter ounce of Humboldt Gold
Three pellets of Plutonium-239
The new Lady Gaga CD
A hackeysack
What do these items have in common? They were all extracted from Loki’s ass when he tried to smuggle them into Asgard. Why these items are considered contraband is beyond the scope of today’s webcomic, but rest assured, all are prohibited in the world of the Aesir gods for good reason.
Was Heimdall tempted by Loki’s bribe of a 250 terrabyte RAM upgrade? One may never know, since the guardian’s face rarely registers emotion. But Loki thinks he’s got him figured out for next time… World of Warcraft cheats can challenge the morals of even the most sterling of the gods. In the meantime, Baldur and Loki must get used to prison food and group showers…
