I don’t know what this guy’s circumstances are, but I think it’s safe to say he would rather be nailing his johnson to a board instead of being in that mall right now. You are admiring, of course, the bassist from Vithram Blade in all of his behemoth glory. Check out more Vithram Blade comics here.
Today Vithram Blade shall point its amps to the sky and play music directly to Odin. Of course, there can be unintended consequences when one blasts 140 decibels into the clouds. You’ve heard how bass can cook an egg? Well, why not an entire bird? Not since Loki rained pork rinds has there been a meat storm like this.
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Vithram Blade does post-lavic analysis on what went wrong with their last show when the band was blown off the top of an active volcano. Nils gets a lesson in plate tectonics from his wonky lead guitarist. Next stop, Greenland?
You have to admit, it would be pretty cool to see a metal concert on a Viking longship.
And for those of you wondering what Vithram Blade means:
Viking Thrash Metal Blackened with Death
Don’t worry about the fellas too much… they’re going be just fine after their little electrical mishap. Matter of fact, they already have something planned for next week…
Vithram Blade is an amazing tapestry of musical extremes in which viking and satanic imagery overlays a classic foundation of metal blackness with tones of death and sudden outbursts of both classic and progressive thrash.
And yes, Vithram Blade, like much metal, is an acquired taste.
A battered angel reports to Jesus. Dio has been taken by the Valkyries!
Jesus is getting tired of this kind of thing. The pagan gods are causing more trouble than pocket gophers (pocket gophers wreak havoc on heaven’s perfectly manicured lawns). What would Odin want with a metalhead like Dio anyway? That old buzzard hates electronic music of all kinds.
Jesus learns that the Valkyries delivered Dio straight to Alfheim. The elves there are still rabid for 80s power metal. Fkyeah.
This ends “the Dio cycle” of Odin and Friends cartoons. Rest in Peace, Ronnie James Dio. Next week, we resume the adventures of Loki and Baldur, who are currently rotting in Heimdall’s jail.
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