Most people think it’s the guy being executed who has all the worries, but what about the tireless executioners who work so hard to keep tyrants in power and maintain state control? Swinging an axe all day can chafe the hands and tire the shoulders, and that’s just the beginning. There are blood-splatter-transmitted diseases to worry about, not to mention the hazards of swinging sharp weapons in front of screaming crowds with your vision obscured behind a leather mask. It’s a thankless job, and that’s why these hard working public servants deserve the very best in medical care. Keep them happy, and if you ever find yourself on the chopping block, they’ll reward you with the smile and sharpened edge of a happy employee and not the scowl and dull blade of a disgruntled worker bee.
