It’s that time of year again when pumpkins explode into pieces and toilet paper wafts from the trees. And now you know who to thank for this senseless mischief… Pope Loki.
Happy Halloween!
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The archangel suggests a brilliant plan to bury Halloween right next to the secrets of Stonehenge… a sneak attack on hell! First, angels sneak in through the volcanoes of Hawaii and Iceland, take out key communications centers throughout the abyss. Next, ground assault (well, underground assault) on hell itself. Next, nuke Hollywood. Next, angelic magistrates on earth, heavenly martial law!
Whew… glad someone is keeping tabs on these militant angels.
Norse gods back next week.
The Christian war on Halloween is definitely a losing battle. Dressing like a freak and eating candy are just too much fun for people. Women need one day a year when they can shamelessly dress like prostitutes and men can wear women’s clothing without anyone thinking strangely. But when Jesus starts dressing as Thor — it’s truly time to throw in the towel.
Nothing is worse than a Halloween hangover. Not only does your head hurt, but your bed is covered in grease paint, your house is littered with costume accessories, and photos of you in your fursuit have suddenly appeared on the internet. Things in Asgard aren’t pretty on The Day After either. Thor is hung over from drinking too much, Loki is hung over from having sex with too many spooky chicks, and Baldur has troubles of his own…
Yes, those little orange dots in the fluorescent green vomit pool are supposed to be candy corns, that strange shaped, oddly colored, and frankly rather distasteful candy that we here in the U.S. find ourselves uncontrollably eating in October. I’m not sure how many candy corns a frost giant would need to eat to experience instant diabetes, but I’m sure it’s a lot.
Baldur and Loki are eager to attend the Halloween party on Midgard. But first Loki has some Halloween mischief to attend to. When you’re the world’s greatest prankster, Halloween is a work night.
After decorating Odin’s mead hall in fine style, the two adventurers make their way to earth to party with the pagans.
Happy Halloween!
Loki prepares his costume for Halloween. Options include Roman centurion, Zulu warrior, Apache brave, Spanish Conquistador. But Odin has a better suggestion…
Halloween countdown this week. This is cartoon one of three.
