Freedom Flight
on November 21, 2017
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Frigg has a solution to fix Odin’s severe helmet hair. Unfortunately, the electroshock treatment merely transforms Odin’s helmet hair to an even more serious condition… Don King hair.
Helmets are notorious for shaping one’s hair into a sweaty bowl. Odin has been wearing his helmet non-stop for the last 600 years, but even a war god needs to let his hair run free now and then.
Needless to say, Odin has developed a terrible case of helmet hair.
Thor is surprised to learn that he has been depicted… with blond hair! Apparently he doesn’t read the comic book or he might have seen it coming. Marvel has one of those weird comic book explanations to justify 50 years of bucking Eddaic sources and other traditions which define Thor as having red hair, a red beard, and red eyes when he gets pissed (the current Thor is actually the third Thor in a cycle of constantly reborn alien Thors and the previous Thor was indeed a red head). Yeah, murk it up however you want Marvel — Thor should be a ginger. Mjolnir is surprised he wasn’t given any dialogue. Did Loki write the screenplay?
Oh, those clever dwarves. Not only did they make Sif her fantastic golden hair, but they outfitted it with a one of those devices you see on TV late at night that sucks up bugs without killing them.
Baldur and Loki have been gone to Midgard for several weeks now and Sif is getting impatient. She has given special instructions to Baldur to bring her back some exotic shampoos and conditioners from the earth’s most exclusive hair salons. When the products arrive, it won’t be a moment too soon. She’s got a terrible case of the dreaded Nordic frizz!
Baldur is fascinated with Sif’s magical hair… a veritable museum of artifacts, fossils, and antiques, and longs to take another trip inside.
Sif is agreeable, but not without a price…
Baldur asks Sif is she has seen his lost soccer ball. She hasn’t, but she invites Baldur to look inside her magical hair.
As Baldur stares into her hairy portal, he is overcome with fear. What are these strange tingles and sensations rising up inside him?
