Comment
Posts Tagged fertility god
3 results.
Seems logical to me that fertility god Freyr gets a lot of chicks. What’s puzzling is that apparently someone is keeping records of how many women he hooks up with. I suppose it has to do with public accountability… seeds sown, fields plowed, that kind of thing.
We’ve all got our own ways of relaxing in this world. The gods are no exceptions. Odin blows humans away with lightning bolts. Loki travels the world in search of sleeze. Freya acquires gold and jewelry. Thor drinks Old Sküll beer. And Freyr… why, he just finds a tranquil and highly reflective lake and stares into his own eyes.