Finally, a foolproof way to steer the masses back to the Christian meaning of Easter without touching a single hair on Thumper’s head…
The Jesus Peep
Part marshmallow, part communion wafer, Jesus peeps come in several lovely colors not found in nature and taste god-awful too.
FAIL!
The Easter stats are in! Church attendance is up over Christmas but colored eggs and chocolate rabbits threaten the whole shebang. Luckily militant angel Michael has a solution that will make humans think twice about spurning the holiest of holidays… global eradication of all leporids (yes, I had to look that word up). Thankfully, Jesus sees it another way.
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