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Don’t Worry, Be Happy

by on May 25, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Baldur tells his mother Frigg that he is gravely concerned about their family. Father Odin spends all his time brooding about the Ragnarok and hurling lightning bolts at innocent humans, while Thor and the other brothers are either drunk or out killing things. At home, the men sit around the table comparing trophy skulls and giant mistresses, and the women don’t seem to mind as long as there’s enough loot and treasure from recent raids to go around.

Frigg asks Baldur if he can think of what the family does as “retro” and paste a fake smile on his face. Baldur has already tried…

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God of Peace

by on May 22, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Baldur feels himself going insane. The pressures of the world and the medieval ways of his family weigh heavily on his sensitive young mind. Over the next couple of weeks, Odin and Friends will crack open the skull of Baldur to expose his inner frustration for all the world to see. Is there hope for this young god of peace in a world that celebrates war? Perhaps Odin has a solution for his troubled young son…

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Round Robin

by on May 21, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Baldur asks his mother Frigg about her views on blasting innocent humans with lightning bolts. Frigg tells Baldur with dreamy eyes about how she and Odin went “bolting” on their first date. He got 12 humans, she got nine. Oh, to be young again. Frigg tells Baldur she only bolts mortals for good reason, however: pleasure or sport. As Baldur prepares to vomit, Frigg spies a gaggle of mortals crossing an empty field and invites her son to participate in a game of round robin.

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Target Practice

by on May 20, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Odin tells Baldur that he is wasting his time by trying to help the humans. Out of the billions of fools running around Midgard, only a handful are worthy of a seat in Valhalla. Baldur accuses his father of being an elitist and asks what happens to the ones who get left behind. Odin demonstrates by firing a lightning bolt: target practice. Baldur is starting to realize his father has not just elitist but psychotic tendencies.

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Divine Intervention

by on May 19, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Baldur notices two humans fighting after a football game and figures this is a great opportunity for a benevolent god like himself to intervene. He tells the humans to relax, that a Viking god has arrived to help them talk things out peacefully, but he is mocked for his winged helmet and accused of being the god of the fairies.

Baldur ponders what he did wrong as the humans proceed to kill one another.

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Midgard

by on May 18, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Baldur is determined to do some good in the universe. His father Odin would be happy if he grew up to be a giant-slayer like his brother Thor, but he wants to promote peace, not violence. In Alfheim, the Elves already dwell in peace, and in Svartalfheim, the dwarves are beyond hope. Which leaves the humans on Midgard…

Death, murder, exploitation, racism, greed, and Viking comics… Baldur wonders if maybe he should start his campaign of goodness with a community garden.

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Pleasure to Kill

by on May 6, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Odin longs to make a warrior out of his son, Baldur. Naturally, the best way to do this is to teach Baldur how to properly slay a giant. Once Baldur feels the thrill that comes with seeing a sixteen story colossus hit the ground, there will be no turning back – he’ll become an unstoppable giant-slayer like his brother, Thor. But Odin’s youngest son isn’t buying any of it. Matter of fact, he’d rather feed the squirrels.

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Looking Out for the Little Creatures

by on May 5, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Baldur longs to use his god powers to defend the defenseless, the plants and animals overrun by the modern world. Does Asgard have a budding ecowarrior on its hands, or is Baldur just another sissy who wears wings on his helmet? Only the future will tell…

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Sons of Odin

by on May 4, 2009 at 5:00 am
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While Thor is known for slaying giants, Vidar for killing the great wolf, and Vali for his skillful aim and bravery, Odin’s youngest son Baldur has yet to make a name for himself. Considering the glorious accomplishments of his older brothers, Odin is surprised that Baldur would rather talk to birds than spill blood on the battlefield. Something must be done about this…

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Marauding Season

by on April 8, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Let’s face it.. it takes a lot of work to pack your warship with weapons and chickens; to shine your dragon-head prow and prepare your crew. But for the hardworking pillager, the rewards come as soon as the villagers see your sails approaching from the horizon.

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