There are drawbacks to having a squirrel-powered computer. Not only can owl attacks disrupt service, but have you ever seen what an eagle can do to a flatscreen?
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Thor was making a few repairs on his mead hall and feeling a bit hot and thirsty. He should not have used beer to quench his thirst. Now his mead hall is a pile of ashes and an unknown child is calling him daddy. And has anyone seen Mjolnir lately?
As guardian of the Rainbow Bridge and the walls of Asgard, Heimdall has seen his share of action. He has guarded the realm against jotuns of every shape and size, from hillbilly hill giants to feverish fire giants, and he has taken a few good licks along the way. In fact, Heimdall’s body has been battered and abused so many times, that entire sections have been replaced with cybernetic components. Now he carries out his duties as watchman with the most high tech surveillance equipment in Asgard integrated with his body. So complete is this integration, that it is impossible to tell where the God ends and the machine begins. Heimdall is the original technoviking.
Because of his unique skills, Heimdall also serves as customs official, making sure nothing passes through the gates of Asgard without his knowledge. Loki figures he is clever enough to escape Heimdall’s discerning electronic eye — but did not count on the guardian’s newly installed ultraviolet rectal scanning hardware.
Baldur is fascinated with Sif’s magical hair… a veritable museum of artifacts, fossils, and antiques, and longs to take another trip inside.
Sif is agreeable, but not without a price…
