Meanwhile, in Asgard, a tiny shoot of life answers the first call of spring. A delicate flower creeps its way towards the sun. Until finally…
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The first war of the universe. It was a big one. God versus god. Magic versus sword.
The Vanir provoked the Aesir and Odin threw the first spear. After several years of violence, both sides realized they were getting nowhere. So they made peace, swapped delegates, and started killing giants instead of their fellow gods. Freyr and Freyja, two of the most important Norse gods, were sent from Vanaheim to live in Asgard.
Freyja is jealous of the Christians. Every year at Christmas they give one another box after box filled with glorious treasures… new game consoles, snowmobiles, tiaras, and other treasures from the shopping malls of the earth. Meanwhile, up in Asgard, the gods exchange modest “yule gifts” — playing cards, warm clothes, candles, and other snoozables meant to provide comfort during the long winter. Which means if Freyja wants some new jewelry she has to get it the old fashioned way… by humping dwarves.