The Viking gods don’t just like treasure, they like valor.
Conquest, pillage, glory, trickery… along with great steaming piles of gore served up with swords on the battlefield.
Those of you interested in peace and love, this might not be the religion for you. Stick to your desert religions.
Desert religions? Peace and love? Wait a sec…
The Viking gods are back. Powerful gods and goddesses are waiting to hear your prayers. Valkyries are ready to deliver your corpse to the proper destination. For the heroes, heavenly accommodations await in Valhalla. For the degenerates, there is not one, but two versions of hell. But before you start asking the Viking gods to heal your ailments and tip sporting events in your favor, remember this:
Viking gods like shiny things, so be prepared to pony up some treasure.
Strange how everyone seems to be inventing their own religion nowadays, picking and choosing from ancient books and myths like shoppers at the market. Loki figures, as long as you’re going to believe in wacky stuff, why not just go with the Viking gods? Armored badasses with magical weapons are waiting to hear your prayers.
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