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Frigg has a solution to fix Odin’s severe helmet hair. Unfortunately, the electroshock treatment merely transforms Odin’s helmet hair to an even more serious condition… Don King hair.
Helmets are notorious for shaping one’s hair into a sweaty bowl. Odin has been wearing his helmet non-stop for the last 600 years, but even a war god needs to let his hair run free now and then.
Needless to say, Odin has developed a terrible case of helmet hair.
Odin returns from his quest for wisdom. He now understands the true nature of the universe, but is not sharing the information with anyone, especially Loki.
Odin has been wandering the universe the last several months, seeking wisdom and catching three eyed space trout (see previous comic). Only by escaping the clamor of Midgard can he truly enjoy peace and contemplate the great questions of existence. Naturally, his reappearance in the skies ignites a firestorm of prayers from humans asking for new cars and begging success for their silly sports teams. Fortunately, Odin’s aim with lightning is not only impeccable, but foolish prayers serve as lovely homing beacons. More comics next week!
The brooding figure contemplates the fate of the universe while catching strange fish in the ocean of a distant world. Finally, he summons the light to reveal himself. No, it’s not Mary Poppins – it’s Odin with his wandering hat and a few new streaks of Baldur-stress gray in his beard.
Thank you for reading Odin and Friends today and witnessing this important historical moment in the evolution of this comic. Not only is this the first time Odin has appeared here without his horned war helmet, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time in the history of webcomics (as well as printed ones) in which the three eyed electric space trout has been depicted. While pulling a three eyed electric space trout from an ocean of purple methane is an exciting challenge for any fisherman, most prefer to release this creature immediately upon catching — the flesh is overly bony, and the taste quite shocking.
Wow, purty exciting, eh? Sorry for the mystery, folks, and complete lack of a punchline. But I didn’t want to return from a six month hiatus without building a little suspense!
I’ll give you a hint, the guy under the hat is not Q’uq’umatz, the feathered creation god of the Mayans. Unless of course we are getting Universalist with our religious notions here, then… aw, nevermind. Toon in next week to see who is lurking underneath that very strange and intriguing wandering hat.
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Deep in the farthest reaches of space.
A lone figure floats in grim repose.
The weight of the universe rests heavy on his brow.
His face, hidden as his brooding thoughts.
To be continued…
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