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Mayhem

by on August 31, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Loki explains his daily chores as Mischief God to Baldur:

Mechanical disasters are a great way to start the day.

Next come political scandals and fomenting social unrest.

Afternoons are spend undercover, seeding doubts and spreading rumors.

A portion of each day is also spend to the research and development of new techniques of creating chaos. Lately, Loki has become intrigued with the anarchic possibilities of large scale computer malfunctions.

Truly, creating mayhem is a full time job!

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Practical Jokes

by on August 28, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Loki and Baldur watch from the clouds as two planes nearly collide in the sky above Midgard. Next, on a steep mountain road, a yellow schoolbus loses its brakes and careens towards a truck of live chickens.

Looks like just another day at the office for the God of Trickery…

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Environmental Warrior

by on August 24, 2009 at 5:00 am
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The sun has been up one hour and Odin has already blessed three wars, slaughtered four giants, and bolted a dozen humans. But what has Baldur accomplished?

Baldur has brokered a peace agreement between two warring tribes, saved a forest that was about to be cut down for a mead hall, and helped a baby rabbit to escape a hunter’s snare.

Odin, needless to say, is shocked. Now a group of turtles are trapped in a fishing net — Baldur, off to the rescue!

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Comic Books

by on August 21, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Lovely Sif is proving an extremely difficult conquest for Loki, the insidious (and apparently horny) god of mischief.

Loki abandons his idea to transform himself into a moose and ravish the most beautiful goddess in her bedchamber, preferring something more clever…

Seducing her with his comic book collection.

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Dragon Prow

by on August 19, 2009 at 5:00 am
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The insidious Loki continues his amorous advances on Sif, the most beautiful woman in the realm. Loki invites Sif to grab on to his mustache like the reigns of a horse and ride to Valhalla on his dragon prow. Sif has had enough, and calls out to her husband Thor…

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One Thing Everyone Agrees On

by on August 17, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Baldur and Odin can’t seem to agree on anything. Baldur strives for peace while Odin calls for war. Baldur champions the peacemaker while Odin supports the warmongering nobles. But thankfully there is one thing that gods and men off all philosophies have in common…

Lunch.

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Giant Heads

by on August 14, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Young Baldur, always curious, strives to learn the ways of the Viking gods. For instance, after slaying a giant, what does one do with the head? Odin explains…

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Mustache Ride

by on August 12, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Loki tries to convince Sif that Thor does a lot more on his trips to Giant Land than just slay giants… he rides those giant women all night long. There is no reason why a woman like Sif should be kept waiting. She is beautiful, charming, intelligent. If she just gave poor misunderstood Loki a chance, he could show her a better way.

Starting with a mustache ride.

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Horse Humper

by on August 10, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Loki wonders if Sif has hair below to match her golden mane up top. She promptly reminds him that years ago he transformed himself into a mare and let a horse ravish him. Loki promises Sif that sex with him will never be boring…

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Hope for Humanity

by on August 7, 2009 at 5:00 am
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A recent survey of medieval deities found that 4/5 are in support of this prayer. I’m not one to offer religious advice, but you may wish to incorporate this prayer into your own system of worship…

Dear God, I have nothing to ask of you, only this massive pile of treasure to give you.

Assuming I’m not struck down by random lightning or in some other way killed, there’s plenty more where this case from.

Over and out, God. Best wishes ruling the world however you see fit.

– Human #183173818989341

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