Oh, those clever dwarves. Not only did they make Sif her fantastic golden hair, but they outfitted it with a one of those devices you see on TV late at night that sucks up bugs without killing them.
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I just love it when the gods of Odin and Friends drop a little true wisdom on this site.
But oh my — looks like we’ve got a long winter in store this year!
Now that Baldur has internet access he’s been following the recent developments with Romania’s witches. On hearing the news that spells were cast using cat turds as components, Loki sees nothing but dollar signs in the litter box.
There are drawbacks to having a squirrel-powered computer. Not only can owl attacks disrupt service, but have you ever seen what an eagle can do to a flatscreen?
FEAR is not allowed in this winter.
PAIN is not allowed in this winter.
WIMPY DRINKS like hot chocolate are not allowed in this winter.
If you’re looking for the reason why winter can be so difficult, you just found it.
I mentioned last week that Ull, God of Winter and Hand-to-Hand Combat was modeled after John Kreese in the Karate Kid. Perhaps you are like me and have been wondering your entire life “what was that evil sensei’s major malfunction anyway?” Well, I found an article the other day that actually explains it quite nicely:
I’ve been thinking about doing Ull for a while now. A friend of mine saw the comic several months ago and said I should really do “Ull, God of Winter and Hand-to-Hand Combat” and I thought to myself that any god with those job responsibilities needs to appear in Odin and Friends sooner rather than later.
There is not much in the Eddic sources about Ull but scholars suspect he was a major god in pre-Viking times, possibly one of the Vanir. He is associated with winter generally and had specific skills in skiing, hunting, and archery. Apparently he also had a sweet shield that could turn into an amphibious craft that could take him over land or water.
So, Phil, and everyone else, here is Ull and I hope you like him! I was tempted to give Ull a massive beard to combat the ice and snow, but I finally opted for a beardless version patterned on John Kreese from the original Karate Kid.
Respect your sensei!
Respect winter!
